Monday, 19 November 2012

The Monster in Back Kitchen.

I want to tell you about a small phobia I have. I am absolutely terrified of spiders and I hate it! I hate that I can't deal with any spider related situations. It sucks. I still have to ask my Dad to remove spiders from my bedroom in England (I would ask my Mum, but she teases me about it!). So I was a little bit worried about the size and the teeth on the beasties here, one of the volunteers from my organisation got bitten on the toe a couple of weeks ago and had to go to the hospital to get pills to make the swelling go down! Spiders bite here. And jump. So far I've only really seen little'uns and a couple of bigger ones but nothing uncommon for an English spider. I found a lime green one on my shirt collar a month or so ago which was creepy but sort of cool!

Then last Monday there was a spider on the wall outside our kitchen, but this was no ordinary spider. Oh-ho-ho-no. This spider was as big as my hand. And I'm prone to exaggeration when it comes to spiders, but I swear on my life, this thing was as big as my hand laid out flat. It was a monster. But it was sort of OK because we knew where it was and it wasn't moving and it was outside (my bedroom, bathroom and kitchen are all close together but you have to go outside because they're all individual rooms. My bedroom door leads straight outside). Then one of the kids tried to catch it in a coke bottle (I honestly don't think it would have fit through the neck) and it ran off into a tree, and I stopped sitting under trees!

And today I saw a monster...in the kitchen. We were trying to compare it to something a standard size that most people could relate to, and yes we're to technology dependant for our own good. But we decided it was definitely as long as an Ipod Classic. And it was hairy and horrible.

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