The Sexy Scotsman Has Arrived!

So for a very long time, I have been waiting for what I've only known as a 'sexy Scotsman' to arrive by post. My old roomie, Jasmine, sent it just after she got home and emailed me to tell me to watch the post for a sexy scotsman. She wouldn't tell me what it was or anything else, I was just left in tormented anticipation (exacerbated by a month long (maybe longer) postal strike).

BUT IT FINALLY ARRIVED TODAY! I'll attach a picture, but for anyone who's internet is too slow for pictures (I feel your pain). It's a postcard with a man's body pictured from his stomach to his shins. He is wearing chain mail, various animal skins I think and a kilt. The kilt is pulled up to reveal his (naked obviously) butt cheek upon which is adorned a tattoo of St George's Dragon!

Waheeeyyyy!